Adjusted Server Rules

[Darth Bane]

Oh this will be fun. I was waiting for someone to take the bait.

Originally Posted by Lazortag [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rule #1. Complain non-stop about exploits, using the vaguest possible definition of the term.

I don't recall giving any definition at all, perhaps you should read it again. It's very short, it should only take you like 10 minutes to get through all three sentences. Sound them out slowly, it will help.

Rule #2. Complain about showeq use even when the server has a proven cheat detection system.

Proven? Because they caught people once and then banned some later? Do you even know how the real ShowEQ works?
But you're right, once a person is reprimanded for something they will never, ever, ever, ever do it again. Obviously people only cheat once in their whole life.

Rule #3. Complain about people who trash talk, because insults like "poopiehead" and "dumb dumb" might hurt someone's feelings.

Oh yes, we are all, myself especially, incredibly sensitive people. I cry myself to sleep over it.
This one was about the forum and people acting like elitists because their e-penis is a full 12 pixels long.

Rule #4. Complain about players killing you when they outnumber you. No kill is legitimate unless it's a 1 on 1 fight where two equal-leveled players consent to meeting in the arena, each at 100% hp. If root is involved, forget it: root is an exploit (see rule #1).

I've actually never been jumped by more than one person except once, and they did not kill me. Root doesn't mean a lot to casters. Dying is laughable, you are supposed to be killed in pvp. Bitching about it is stupid, hence the whole humorous undertone of the post.

Rule #5. Complain about Holocaust.

Who the hell is Holocaust? I have never seen a single person with a Holocaust tag. The only thing I know about them is from people like you who whine on here.


This was a joke. J-O-K-E. It is an attempt at humor to define the amusing aspects of both the server and the forum. It is intentionally silly and meant to be comical. If you think your opinion has meaning, you are incorrect. So please, unwad your panties.