Top Ramen vs. Maruchan Ramen

[Swishahouse]

When I got locked up last year I went in with a Master's in Ramen and came out with a Ph.D in Goulash. Ingredients: One pack of ramen noodles, 1 small bag of hot fries, 1 small bag of cheetos, 1 tijuana mama spicy sausage. First step is to break everything up inside its bags -- the tijuana mama sausage bust up into bite sized pieces. Don't crush it to a total powder but break it up good inside the bags -- including the noodles. Open the ramen packet and put just enough hot water inside to cover the noodles and give a little extra water for absorption. Once the noodles are cooked and puffy drain out all the water from the package and place the noodles into a plastic lunch bag. Dump in the bag of crushed hot fries, cheetos and the busted up tijuana mama and then add the ramen's flavour packet. Put some extra air into the plastic bag now and then twist the top closed so its like a bubble and shake vigorously until you achieve a quality mix of your ingredients and SERVE! Serves 1-2.