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07-11-2026, 06:01 AM
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For the love of god, turn off the loot bonus
Please. It feels like we have all been having sex for 132 hours straight and nobody is having fun anymore. We used the last condom on wednesday morning and it’s starting to become dangerous
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#2
07-11-2026, 07:47 AM
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No one on P99 knows what having sex feels like. However, we are all frequent visitors to the Condom Store for you know, just in case...
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#3
07-11-2026, 11:10 AM
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The p99 client has an arrangement with a patron, and this gentleman pays the client for, umm, art. Two adults, all purely consensually and nothing illegal.
Art? Like what kind of art? Baked goods. Some pudding. It's a, umm, form of cooking. So the p99 client is a cook? Kind of, in a manner of speaking, but tasteful, gentlemen, that's the word here. And consensual. Fine. So what is it this tasteful cook client makes, actually? Poopsock. What?? Guys, poopsock. Come on. San Diego Snowcone, Midnight Scramble, My Bucket, Bio, seriously, are you guys rookies?
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go go go
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#4
07-11-2026, 12:55 PM
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We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at xp, we’re going to win at the loots. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go, ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’”
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#6
07-12-2026, 01:30 PM
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It's raining loot.
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