Funniest dick moves on Live

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Domo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ive put high level posion on rusty rapiers and daggers and gave them to orcs in nro and Commonlands. Then I watched noobs die.
To bad youtube was not a thing back then :/

You never clarified why you made this story up. Obviously you're aware that poison poisons your main hand slotif there's a piercing weapon equipped, correct? And it triggers on your first melee attack. Back on live, you could apply poison and then unequip your dagger and then punch something with poison. Obviously this wouldn't work if you passed the item to a mob, so I ask again:

Why are you lying on the Internet?

[Rygar]

Definitely cybered with a guy's wife when I was a hormone high 18yr old, he even caught one of my dirty tells on her screen and logged off in a panic in the middle of our raid, determined never to play again to face him (he also played EQ, both in our guild).

She emailed me that she explained it away (no idea how, it was a bad tell) and convinced me to log back on. He never said anything somehow.

Then a different gal I was into gave me her account info so I could corpse recover her toon. I knew this other guy was into her and he messaged her, I said something like "aww you're so cute, plz cyber with me [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]" and he jumped right in it, seemed like a total kid saying things like "don't worry I know how to find the tube" and shit like that, he ripped off 3 tells before I could finish my message that I wasn't her and was just kidding. I squelched his boner so hard and he never spoke to me again.