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Old 08-24-2025, 05:51 PM
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I have a bottle of that.
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Old 08-24-2025, 10:16 PM
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With dating though, do chicks dig it when you know how to cook or do they find it gay and offputting? I've never been clear on that.
Are you kidding, at nearing 40? It absolutely only helps and never works against you at this age. It works for you big

But any skill works for you to some degree at this age. By 40 you’re expected to be good at some things. And even if you are good at like whittling little wooden harmonicas but not playing them, that will still work for you a tiny bit. Being good at video games is like the one skill that won’t work for you with most women your age I think

Or like collecting baby doll heads
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Old 08-25-2025, 12:41 PM
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Can we stay here foreverrrrrr Mr Brain?

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Old 08-27-2025, 03:14 PM
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Epic beard man is such a sucker. It’s like BRUH. Have some common sense!

Some funny commentary about this poor fool getting taken

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Old 08-27-2025, 04:29 PM
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realizing the amount of people out there who can fall for those scams, and not even just the catfish scams, the amount of money moving through OF in a month is b o n k e r s and broke my brain, so glad i'm dead inside and immune to that shit.
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Old 08-27-2025, 08:10 PM
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I’m willing to try lol:

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Old 08-30-2025, 12:51 PM
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CUNTry dancing date tonight at this dive bar my cuz recommended

I dunno much about dive bars bc bars aren’t really my scene, but if any Hells Angels bikers try to square up I’ll stab a mothafucka
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Old 09-02-2025, 01:51 AM
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Went well overall but a couple problems. First that she was pretty bad, which is really tough if I’m also not good. See if the dude is good…country dancing is entirely the guy “leading”, so a really skilled dancer can drag the girl around in ways where she just has to conform. And she ends up looking good doing it

But I can’t do that yet, so I had to spend an inordinate amount of time trying to just get her on the fast fast, slow slow rhythm. We basically had to go half speed because most country songs are too fast for beginners. And in the meantime she’s in her slick soled cowboy boots stomping the shit out of my poor ring-finger toe on my right foot. And I’m in black soft tennis shoes because I’m not going to buy some $150 shitkicker cowboy boots. Although man I wish I had a cowboy hat because every dude looks good in a cowboy hat

I could tell it wasn’t me because this old guy came over and tried to coach her using hands behind the back steps. Both people just put their hands behind their backs as if handcuffed and look at the own and the other person’s feet. Which was a cool approach. But she is a super lightweight at ~115lbs and apparently 3 shots wrecked her, which wrecked her ability to learn. But I could compensate because I know a few spins so any time I got sick of trying to stay on the beat with her I could spin the shit outta her till she was dizzy. But I felt bad because I knew how drunk she was. But she was having a blast

Eventually she was so drunk she just wanted to sit against me in a chair as we try to scream simple few word sentences over the music like we’re retarded or English isn’t our first language

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Old 09-02-2025, 01:52 AM
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From fb today, lol. Sorta true, esp if considering Tinder

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Old 09-02-2025, 11:23 AM
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You're like if AI was dating, you dont stop!
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