Dating thread

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Girl was some 5’1 gorgeous Asian, and I’m like Jesus, girl is that all spandex? She said she was dressing casual because it was hot as shit. But I didn’t expect fitness model build and full spandex. Smokin…

Spandex it's a privilege not a right.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Spandex it's a privilege not a right.

It was a spandex top, amazing chest btw, so good I am not sure about natty status

And it was those spandex spanx with like a tiny tennis miniskirt over. Like basically what a hot athletic girl would wear to tennis, or I guess pickleball is almost more popular now. My well-off friends play pickleball

She goes to the same gym as me, she goes to the gym daily, AND she ran the same half-marathon as me (so of course I showed her my awesome “shut up legs you’re fine” shirt I wore lol). AND she did the full half, 13.2 miles. I noticed after I gave my time she neglected to give me hers. I said no more about it but I made a mental note that I’m faster than you. That’s important to me

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If she gives you her time you could look her surname up on the time sorted results and start facebook probing/stalking. That may not be why she didn't give it to you but that's what I'd be thinking.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If she gives you her time you could look her surname up on the time sorted results and start facebook probing/stalking. That may not be why she didn't give it to you but that's what I'd be thinking.

Gives time? I am not that good of a sleuth. Like you could give me all sorts of clues and I wouldn’t be able to find shit. I had a buddy co-worker who used to do sleuthing for me, whether I asked or not. He’s like want to find out more about that girl? Me: no, not really. Him: Ok, well here’s her Facebook, how far back should we scroll?…

I have the Asian’s number now at least. Girls that know how hot they are never seem to try or care much:

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The other girl I met a few weeks ago is much more fun to message, and she gets back in town in 1.5 weeks. She is pretty wholesome though and is already asking me about my pot use. I want to be like listen, all of your concerns are completely valid. And because it’s coming from someone as awesome as you, if it’s an issue, there’s the fuckin door baby! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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This brought a grin

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The first girl I’m dating, the one that’s actually interesting and fun, is having her stuff shipped to my house from CA before she gets into her apartment

I told her I had some mattress show up today, and she thanked me for helping. I told her no problem, Ernie has been clawing the shit out of my new couch, it will be nice for him to have a new mattress to scratch for a while. She got the joke, unlike the other hotter Asian who has my jokes whoosh over her gorgeous head half the time

I told her I just said “No Ernie, let me take it out of the box first, hold your horses”

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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The first girl I’m dating, the one that’s actually interesting and fun, is having her stuff shipped to my house from CA before she gets into her apartment

I told her I had some mattress show up today, and she thanked me for helping. I told her no problem, Ernie has been clawing the shit out of my new couch, it will be nice for him to have a new mattress to scratch for a while. She got the joke, unlike the other hotter Asian who has my jokes whoosh over her gorgeous head half the time

I told her I just said “No Ernie, let me take it out of the box first, hold your horses”

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It's big she trusts you. Might be worth pursuing by giving up the bong.

Hope this helps.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's big she trusts you. Might be worth pursuing by giving up the bong.

Hope this helps.

Edibles. Smoke is poison. It’s been so long since I’ve used a bong I dont even remember how to use. Like I know the small pipe bowl takes the gunpowder to light, and you pour the weed onto the water in the main pipe. But I forget if you also put ice down the shaft too or not

And nah I stop for no man (meaning the short version of mankind)

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Edibles. Smoke is poison. It’s been so long since I’ve used a bong I dont even remember how to use. Like I know the small pipe bowl takes the gunpowder to light, and you pour the weed onto the water in the main pipe. But I forget if you also put ice down the shaft too or not

And nah I stop for no man (meaning the short version of mankind)

For the better maybe. Memory foam is hot as shit so she'd probably want to leave and take you with her anyway. Hsss.