new year's resolutions thread.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish they would clean the forum up from the bots and I would be more inclined to post, but I figured I would share this work request today

Had a request for a homeless dude at a store. He was a bit tweaked out on meth, had last used yesterday, so he was pretty fidgety with psychomotor agitation and kinda looking around erratically. But despite all the awkwardness he was actually a really polite pleasant guy, which is impressive as tweaked as he was, but he had been doing meth for 10 years

I was transporting him to a BH hospital as per his request and to make small talk I said “hey, do you get sick of people asking you how you got that scar?” He had this huge angry looking scar coming out of his mouth and far across his cheek almost to his ear, kinda like the joker but much much bigger, like the type that woulda required surgery to close

He laughed and said nah man it was from a sword. And I was like no way. He said yea some crazy homeless dude on drugs hacked me with a sword. I said oh my God that’s horrible, I’m so sorry that happened. But I will say, and this is off the cuff, but as a guy, I think that is a pretty badass scar. He started smiling and so I continued, I mean of all the reasons to have a scar, from a sword is pretty damn tough. He was laughing and said thanks man that means a lot

That was it, just found it interesting the people you meet. Not as wild as other stories but hey, slow day

I have been subpoenaed to court to testify about the boobs lady so that’s gonna be awkward. I had to re-tell that incident this morn to a state attorney

I had heard facial disfiguring was a punishment for chomo's in prison. Downstairs neighbor at my old apartment cluster had it and got that ick from him. Still fixed his printer in Korean.

Not that I find a homeless with a sword in any way disbelievable. 🤪