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[shovelquest]

I think if aliens came to earth they would assume cats were in charge, and we were their AI servants.

Like the ultimate AI servants would be so able to complete any task it'd be indistinguishable from any of us, it could work 2 or even 3 jobs to make you extra money but you will wear it down sooner. It collects the money, manages money, does all your investments, buys a house for you, feeds you, it recharges by relaxing/sleeping in whatever way it feels it needs to, you don't have to worry about that because it takes care of itself. The best bots even replicate and create more bots that can make the cat even more money, and buy them more houses.