monk ratios, primary and offhand choices

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lol @ DSM feeling the need to be worried about me?

I truly do inhabit the sands of your vagina don’t I? Thanks for letting me live rent free in that autistic head of yours [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But yes, you are welcome to beg me for parses. I’ll provide them freely to anyone else. I enjoy doing/watching them and understanding the game.

For you? I’m happy to charge you the same hourly rate I make 40hrs a week. I did that once for you pro bono - it was a waste of time. I’ve already linked the thread and most of the people in this thread read along with that other thread for the nearly 2.5 years it drug on. So yep, if you want me to actively parse or spend time sifting through old logs, feel free to Venmo me $150 for a deposit for the first hour. Hourly rates apply following.

No more freebies.

Thank you for the ongoing entertainment DSM. You make my work days a lot less boring.