The aliens are coming to probe uranus

[Duik]

Hey dumb fuck. Turning the other cheek is a christian thing! You get to be all growed up and turn your butt cheek (are they not the "other cheek"?)
I tried to allow you your beliefs in what I describe as flawed, condecending and contradictory at best. Straight out deceitful lies at worst.

I assume the "proof" you offer is another circular reference to the bible by a circular bible reference obfuscated by some bible scolar using metaphors and saying well ya cant take stuff literally (until it is advantageous to take it literally) so no thanks. Your bible scholars (IMHO) are nothing more than charletans hawking substandard goods to the limp of wit.

Someone telling me the proof of the bible is because god wrote the bible and god is good so it must be true is not proof. But you cannot see that because Faith.
I have no faith in your phoney god.
You want i should lie? And feign interest and devotion? Whould that be better? I may fool you, but god (your version of god that is) would see through such a vacuous plan.

Anywho. Follow the words of your diety. A treatise from several centuries ago and several after the fact will do little sway my beliefs. But thanks for playing!