The aliens are coming to probe uranus

[Duik]

You needa look on da bright side more magnet! Surely da god is strongerer dan da demonics. I mean surely he made everyfing and woulda made hiself a wee tad strongerer dan da baddies?
Being all powerful and omnipotent/cient etc? Yes? Anyways.
Dont look up! A meteor (DEMON droppings) is incomiiiiiing!
P.S us demons dont wanna be saved, we are bitter hollow souls devoid of the capacity of redemption. We'd rather drag you lot down to our level.
Chinup bitch.