For the nerds that hope to someday bed a lady

[God-King Abacab]

Feachie just hates me because I'm the personification of the dude she dated in highschool that took her virginity out behind an Arby's dumpster; only to break up with her 2-weeks later and knock-up her younger, less fat sister.

Feachie is a used up, barren, old whore because of that incident and hates all men because of her inability to get over being hurt and betrayed...

I'll throw you some mercy, come over to my house Feachie and I'll give you the dicking that you've been waiting on for a lifetime!