The aliens are coming to probe uranus

[Duik]

UFO travels billions of miles through (i dont even know, but ill bet its worse conditions than highway 1 offers) space and fails to navigate in earths environment?

What with the universe expanding @ lightspeed and each galaxy travelling further and further away from each other for billions of years (sorry to the clueless religious) means that the chances of two capable lifeforms encountering eachother is infinitesimally small.
There is no conspiracy theory (about UFOs), but they are defo hiding something. I mean they have top secret stuff but its not actual UFO stuff.
Hell, if i was hiding something from the masses id let them run off with whatever (other) conspiracy theories they come up with. I mean thats a great cover.
On da news we see an airforce officer say what you people saw was a weather balloon caught in a wind storm blah blah. Conspiracy nuts see this and say BINGO! Gottem.
But please, continue its hilarious.