Generation Alpha lingo

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok she who has zero comebacks except to attack individual words.
You mentioning purgatory to me as a just reward for my faithlessness is like me saying to you "Ok Magnet, after dying in a worthy battle with axes and shields off you trot to Valhalla!"

Pretend-A-Rama. But hilarious.
I read memes about pedo priests/preachers and lmfao then say oops, god is gonna send me off to hell for that. Ya know for laughing at his people for "doing gods earthly work".
Ya know. Like pretending its real and getting a cheap laugh outta the (observably un) holy actions of the priests/preachers. Ya gettin it yet?
We dont care about your silly book. But we do care that you care (about your silly book).
We dont mind if you hold yourself to it's unreasonable standards. P.S. Most of you can't. But that's on you.
What we do mind is you trying to force us to obey ya dumbfuck rules.
You likem? Knock yaselves out.
Once more (for the dummies) read ya book, pray, quote magic phrases together and snicker quietly amongst yaselves about us going to hell. But please just keep it to yaself.
We dont wanna join ya contradictory little club.
It just makes you look desperate.

I'm honestly too tired to make a point anymore. Original dead sea scrolls are lit tho )