What's something good that happened today?

[unsunghero]

There’s a co-worker that works west side who has my same first name, is about my age and height, and is also bald

I call him replacement_[my_name]

Sometimes CPS or APS will get transferred to me asking about his clients. At first I tell myself “Jesus you need to do less weed, how do you not remember anything about this client?” Until I realize it’s the other co-worker’s client. Then I just wing the rest of the conversation and say what I figured the client I never met would have said and done. No sense in making CPS or APS have to make another call. Kidding, maybe

Anyway, the person who makes the schedule got me confused for replacement_me and gave me the same day off that he requested, even though I didn’t request it. When I went to correct them I found out they filled the shift, and they were like “sorry again, so you want to come in?”….and hell no, I didn’t, not during the school year when everything sucks

So I said “nah I don’t wanna step on anyone’s toes, I have the PTO”. After being there 16 years I accrue PTO like an OnlyFans girl accrues simps. I could take a month off if I wanted

Anyway, short version is I got a free day off tomorrow. Well, not really free, but free from having to request 2 weeks in advance. I hope they fuck up with the schedule more often

Or that I catch covid. Man that will be nice