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Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yea one time during a 7 mile run I had to duck into a culvert, fire an explosive shit cannon, wipe with my socks, and finish the run sockless. Happens to many runners eventually. Panda Express was a mistake lol

Did this one time at 5:30 am at Eglin AFB. Was on a 8 mile booter, about halfway so max distance to hotel, no public toilet around.

Pulled off into some poor bastards yard and just exploded pure soft serve/soup. I was panicked to get the hell out of there and used my $60 favorite running shirt.

Dude at the hotel front desk asked me what happened to my shirt when I returned. I was honest. He laughed his ass off. Good times.