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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by arvidez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

trying not to wonder their pronouns. is that wrong? who do i ask?

I saw this coming literally decades ago. I studied which part of the brain remembers names, and isolated it, then injected about a full gram of short-acting DMT into that area while my dentist kept me sedated.

Woke up, I was like, "Dr. Who?"

I don't remember names. I just see shapes. I'm like the monkey judge. Just need a dentist to work with, and let's face it, you offer a dentist money, the answer is always yes.

Fucking dentists.

But at least this issue does not apply to me. I wear a little wrist bracelet with a dental insignia, saying "not really a medical warning." No one expects me to remember shit, and all consider it a marvel when I do. Everyone I just call them "sport." Very Huey Lewis of me.