End Times

[Trexller]

i read about that solar flare... it was on the opposite side of the sun

the sun is really big, earth is really small by comparison, and while bigass solar flares are common, it's still a ridiculous game of chance that heavily favors earth

we can't even really measure how big the carrington event was, other than subjective information, auroras in mid-day, telegraphs functioning with power switched off etc

nothing even remotely close has occured since we developed the tech to study solar flares, so we have nothing to judge it by

still on your side, I want to witness the end of days

c'mon jib help me out

maybe there is some occult incantation or ritual we can perform to wake the devil up and remind him he's late for work