No such thing as an average BJ

[Polixenes]

Originally Posted by Peatree [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have you ever noticed that a woman either knows how to give a fantastic blow job, or a bad one. There are no average ones. Yet we are happy either with either one. Just a random thought for a Monday morning.

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

[Skope]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Skope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

Yeah, it wouldn't have been an issue if it hadn't been so crushed into my pubes. She could have at least removed it before I sodomized her. Not that she had a lot of warning.

[fishingme]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

When your dick is big, teeth and lack of deep throat get in the way.