I did not get the shots and do not regret it

[Lune]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The oldest woman I've slept with was only like 7 years older than me.

I really regret not fucking an older woman now that I've reached the age where I no longer pass for an innocent pool boy a trophy wife can take advantage of while her husband is away on business.

Dammit. And I will never be molested by a teacher. That's another one.

Sure, that's literally a crime but dammit some people have fantasies and you know, that should be respected.

If I was a kid with a terminal illness, the Make a Wish foundation would have had a very strange request from me.

Depending on your LARPing game it may not be too late

"You wanted to see me after class, Mrs. Robinson?"