A Gunman goes into a gay bar..

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hoping they teabagged him

teabagging is a no-no in liquor establishments in Colorado.

That's Colorado Springs. That's a USAF club. They call it doing the "touch and goes" there.


OFF TOPIC: That was supposed to be the line in TG:M btw. When it's dogfighting training? The bet with pushups? That was dubbed in. If you watch their lips, the bet is "how about 200 touch and goes?"


And Tom replies, "Guys, that's a lot of touch and goes." The tarmac scenes were not originally push-ups (UP. DOWN.), it was Tom getting teabagged over and over. Up. Down. Phoenix had to do 200 clam drops.


This was a film made with pretty heavy input from the USAF, so that's why the "touch and goes" bet was in the movie. The pilots are still pissed it got removed. "Not realistic!" they bellow. But Hollywood said "They can't handle the truth!" where "they," gentle reader, is you.

[Wall O Lead]

Who gave Bladefrenzy his computer back?

[unsunghero]

Kinda getting that basement degenerate vibe

Like many mass shooters he seems to have hated his parent for some reason. The uvalde loser was pawned off on his grandmother by his deadbeat drug using mom then hated his grandmother when she cut him off his video games. This degen apparently threatened to blow up his mom with a bomb (where’s dad btw? Is he gone like fucking always)

I wonder if the reason he threatened her with a bomb was she finally realized her son was a waste of life and threatened to turn off his internet. Not that I pity his mom much…you raised him, lady

[magnetaress]

More like people should bitch less about curtailing the freedumb of losers.

[Jibartik]

NO ITS LIBS OF TIKTOKS FAULT

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NO ITS LIBS OF TIKTOKS FAULT

Apparently the guy had a pretty small or non-existent social media presence. No doubt the media machine is combing that right now to find some kind of GOP talking points

We’ll see what they come up with. Could always just spend the $8 to make him a fake Twitter account

[unsunghero]

Like many other mass shooter losers this fat fuck also found a flak jacket and combat gear that fit him so he could LARP as Rambo, despite it probably offering very little protection from police officer’s bullets

Too bad they couldn’t coordinate the media’s story to be a photoshopped picture of the guy that stopped him bending him over a log. But at least there’s a chance he’ll get the real thing in prison. I can only hope after he gets some that they tell him “you’re gay now btw”

[Ooloo]

That reminds me of a great norm macdonald bit about prison rape:

"Isn't that kinda weird? It's like.... straight guys rape eachother, but gay guys don't!"

[Jibartik]

Watchign protestors get mowed down by machine guns reminds me why we need the 2nd amendment.

Especailly since the left says there is an alt right millitary trying to start a civil war.

imagine if they won an election and you tried to protest but you had no form of protection from them?

You know what we'd *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH I mean what they'd do.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Apparently the guy had a pretty small or non-existent social media presence. No doubt the media machine is combing that right now to find some kind of GOP talking points

We’ll see what they come up with. Could always just spend the $8 to make him a fake Twitter account

People, good people are saying that his nanna or mother is a sister to a republican somethingorother. Previous attack was hidden.
Cant seem to find the original article though. Even if i do, you all will likely refute it cuz dont like my sauce.