My bestfriend Ian is coming to visit me on Wednesday

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hooking up with a rando you met at a club isn't an uncommon thing.

I imagine 97% of people have a similar story.

If you think that's an unbelievable story, I'd probably blow your mind with other weird shit I've lived through.

I used to be a drug addict in Florida that stuck his dick in everything. I have some stories.

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