The moon landings were real and here is the proof

[teai]

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We went there OK?!

NO we cant do it again

NO we cant produce a photo of the rover left on the moon

We certainly did not discover anything like crystal cities

Here have a petrified woo- moon rock...

[Encroaching Death]

Of course we went.

A government responsible for carrying out MKULTRA and Operation Mockingbird wouldn't lie to their citizens.

[Elfminster]

They called the space rocket Apollo in honor of a fictional deity.

It's like calling your space rocket SpongeBob SquarePants 11.

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[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's like calling your space rocket SpongeBob SquarePants 11.

Shit. Now we're talking. Does NASA have a Suggestion Box?

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Shit. Now we're talking. Does NASA have a Suggestion Box?

Nobody will take your rocket seriously if you name it after a children's cartoon character but if you name it after a fictional greek deity everybody will believe you.

[Elfminster]

Name suggestions for the next scientific rocket mission to the Moon..

• Apollo
• Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
• Bugs Bunny
• Scooby Doo
• Fred Flinstone
• Shrek
• Gandalf
• Sauron
• Thor
• The Incredible Hulk
• Ronald McDonald

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[teai]

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[hobart]

All you turds that think you're ironically being funny and clever are mocking the same mental gymnastics you needed to perform in order to become Trump voters.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Seriously though of all the amazing things the SpongeBob SquarePants 11 missions accomplished, I dunno why people aren't more skeptical of the fact that to get back *off* the moon after dinking around in their golf cart or whatever, they had to blast off the surface and dock with the command module, which was orbiting at insane speed around the moon. I mean I know all the calculations were done in advanced and scheduled, but that specific feat has always amazed me. I can't imagine sitting there in the LEM, on the moon's surface, ready to blast off and thinking "well uhhh I hope this works!". Talk about balls of steel.

[Jibartik]

*nasa tries to go to moon again in 2022

"fuck dude do you even know how to turn this rocket on?"

*launch canceled