Why do the project 1999 administrators allow chortles snortles to exist here?

[Tunabros]

#green grocer did nothing wrong

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Tunabros]

K-k-k-aytte can i have your phone number?

(lol)

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[Jibartik]

Spoiler for OP rogean is elon musk.

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Jesus.....

This is why we don't date e-girls

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by Gatordash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol Twochain what the fuck is e-cheating?

(not kidding)

People having cyber sex was gigantic in that time period. It's why Blood Ninja exists. Well people got busted either having cyber sex with other people (I'm licking and sucking on your nipples, you love this) OR, they would decide that the person sucking their cock through the internet was doing it a lot better than their IRL spouse and leave them.

Happened to the leader of my guild back then [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] lmao not kidding. Busted his wife having cyber sex. Divorce. She was an officer in the guild too. Really kinda just sad.


Bonus story: While looking for my dads weed one time when I was like 19, I found his Cache of E-bitches who sent him naked pictures. like a third of them were literally mailed to his house LOL. The days before snapchat.........

[PlsNoBan]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Spoiler for OP rogean is elon musk.

Could you imagine this plot twist?

[layhousehours]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

#green grocer did nothing wrong

Green grocer leaving was the death of the last actual fun era of p99. I mean look at this place… you all don’t deserve him anyway

[Chortles Snortles]

G-g-g-g-g-g-guys!!!! a staff doxxer, harasser & stalker of an ex GMs wife was truly the last the last fun era of p1999

(lol)

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