Biden sets the stage for world war 2 v2: Merika vs the red terror

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Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My friends and I have a plan and it doesn't involve elections. We worked it out way back in junior high so it probably has some holes in it.

We would work hard and become successful and then using our combined resources would hire and outfit a mercenary outfit and take over Tonga. We figure no one would care about it. We would install a benevolent socialist regime and send a diplomatic mission to Moscow and convince them we were real commies just like them. Then we would offer them a naval base and they would totally jump at it cause location location location. Eventually one of their attack subs would pull in for some maintenance and we would seize it and get our hands on it. We would offer the Russian crew a choice, nuclear piracy or Tonga. I know Russians, I'm sure we would have a fine crew. We didn't really figure out what would happen afterwards, I guess profit and victory.

Berlin gave me the blues.

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