Account Banned : Shiftnative - Page 5

Ektar · #41 07-21-2011, 04:24 PM

when I tell my friends about this, and you can be sure I tell all my friends (who don't even understand what an mmo is, much less everquest) about p99, I am going to tell them that this is how they detect 2 boxers. I will also be shirtless. It's much more impressive if I'm... shirtless.

Moonzi · #42 07-21-2011, 04:25 PM

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when I tell my friends about this, and you can be sure I tell all my friends (who don't even understand what an mmo is, much less everquest) about p99, I am going to tell them that this is how they detect 2 boxers. I will also be pantsless. It's much more impressive if I'm... pantsless.

FTFY, it's also what I'll be doing!

Ektar · #43 07-21-2011, 04:31 PM

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when I tell my friends about this, and you can be sure I tell all my friends (who don't even understand what an mmo is, much less everquest) about p99, I am going to tell them that this is how they detect 2 boxers. I will also be pantsless. It's much more impressive if I'm... pantsless.

I mean, I guess if you've got a huge schlong. mine is only average, and my upper body is far more impressive. So I prefer the shirtless route.

To each his own. I mean, if you've got the body and the schlong? fucking christ pal, go naked.

Messianic · #44 07-21-2011, 04:55 PM

I like the Dr. Cox reference, Ektar... ;P

Ektar · #45 07-21-2011, 05:06 PM

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I like the Dr. Cox reference, Ektar... ;P

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SupaflyIRL · #46 07-21-2011, 05:15 PM

Doctor Cocks

Friday · #47 07-21-2011, 05:15 PM

I doubt you will get your account back brew. P99 policies are in place for a reason. The best course of action in my opinion would be for you to beat your "friend" up. Also I don't understand how he could be boxing without an IP exemption

Bubbles · #48 07-21-2011, 06:01 PM

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i summon you to phinegal atropos and see if both of you try very hard to escape him or if one stands and gets eaten while the other swims. true story.

this would be doubly hilarious because most people newer to the server probably have a swimming skill of roughly (1) to (5). [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ezuen · #49 07-21-2011, 06:31 PM

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On a side-note, I'd love to learn how the GM's verify their suspicions. I have always assumed it involved getting the two players to do something simultaneously etc. with no warning (like both type something.. both do some movements..)

"Testing" someone is basically the same as giving a man with a noose around his neck his last words. When it gets to this point, we already have you. That is not say that if during your last words you pull out a picture of you with the president taken at the same time as the crime was committed you still get hung.

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i summon you to phinegal atropos and see if both of you try very hard to escape him or if one stands and gets eaten while the other swims. true story.

Lets make this the server standard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ennoia · #50 07-21-2011, 06:51 PM

Brother stories = $$$. It's the original 'I got caught and need a good excuse to clear my name' story! So much better than 'I was drunk/high' or 'cat jumped on the keyboard'.