Probably time for a Kyle Rittenhouse thread.

[Whale biologist]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah I think because there may be exceptions for long rifles in certain situations so it was a grey area anyway. Handguns are definitely illegal under 18 though.

But in other words, the prosecution has *absolutely* no case here. If this kid goes to prison it will be a sick injustice. This is like the inverse of the OJ trial, cause this time the prosecution has no case and the defendant is actually innocent.

If you read the article it goes into jury instructions on lesser-charges, ie reckless homicide instead of murder 1. Kinda fucked up they get to just change it like that.

[Ooloo]

Crying over reliving the trauma of being forced to shoot three people after keeping it bottled up for 18 months while there is massive public scrutiny against you and masses of strangers calling for your head? All while you're only 18? NAHHH, crocodile tears!!!

Meanwhile, if you call me the wrong word by accident you have PTSD'ed me and deserve to be fired even if you have a family to feed.

[nostalgiaquest]

Was more like crocodile hyperventilating. Eyes were dryer than Shapiro's wife. Fire the acting coach.

[BlackBellamy]

Welp...they just dropped the misdemeanor charge. All those people who were like at least he'll get convicted on that need to readjust.

[Ooloo]

Originally Posted by nostalgiaquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Was more like crocodile hyperventilating. Eyes were dryer than Shapiro's wife. Fire the acting coach.

Thanks edgelord. You must have a PHD in what 18 year old kids really look like having a giant panic attack on the stand for murder and potential life in prison for something they didn't do. I suppose you'd maintain your composure just dandy!

[Tunabros]

who tf is kyle rittenhouse yo

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who tf is kyle rittenhouse yo

A redneck who looks like his has downs

[Whale biologist]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Welp...they just dropped the misdemeanor charge. All those people who were like at least he'll get convicted on that need to readjust.

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[walfreyydo]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thanks edgelord. You must have a PHD in what 18 year old kids really look like having a giant panic attack on the stand for murder and potential life in prison for something they didn't do. I suppose you'd maintain your composure just dandy!

Ooloo cried with Kyle, clearly

[Jibartik]

Just saying, if every protestor did what Rittenhouse did (instead of burning down innocent peoples buildings) we'd have no protestors, rioters, more job openings, lower rent (because these guys dont own) and gas prices, among other things. Basically more room in this country which would be great.

Since we're redefining words these days, I say just make what Rittenhouse did what we define protesting as and lower the surplus pop a bit!