Cats

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Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, i know how this sounds, and i really don't mean it as an insult

the only thing more pathetic than a house cat is those who own them

real men own pets that can kill them. venomous snakes, angry tigers, monkey with knives for hands, etc.

I had a Columbian red tailed boa that got large enough to kill me. Had to start feeding it rabbits, and I hated having to kill the rat/rabbit first (I didn’t used to, but one rat fought back valiantly and opened up a big bite wound on my snake, so after that I had to start clubbing them over the head with a hammer before I dropped them in his tank), so I eventually sold her to a large snake collector

I used to like having her slither around in the grass in my front yard while I washed my car to watch people on bikes and joggers freak out as they went past this giant 6 foot snake