Post your BMI

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lmfao

delusional

not really, I mean I know I score in a top percentile for trans ladies. So the distance between my perception and yours is about exactly the size of your mad that I'm way out your league. I've been catcalled, harassed by photographers at every bar or concert, etc since i was a kid, got millionaire fans who support my lifestyle to date, been to foreign countries on my looks in years past. i've always been lithe and gorgeous sry and there's tons of concordant evidence.

one time a group of high school girls basically mauled me when I was walking around my elite university, they all demanded a hug from me. when i was 22 (andro gothninja femboy mode). i look alot better than i did then now lol.

I think ppl who try to doink me on my looks don't understand that i'm not transitioning into cute. There's no chink in the armor here. I've lived like this (remarkably slender, hot & welldressed) since I was about 17. as soon as I grew long hair all my "bros" started falling in love with me, i got solicited by an older woman for a weird art model relationship, etc. The joys of being born tall, smart (therefore skinny), & strawberry blonde to two very good-looking parents. Bigger boobs than Cecily, who weighs over 205lb, at 140lbs (I take Estrogen tho and have female breasts, not just misrepresent my fatman titties 🤮 ) too which was a nice late bonus.

Truth is my looks have gotten me everywhere in life and yall should mock me for being a bimbo or housewife instead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I'll let you know if my standard of living ever drops below upper middle class / whether I ever have to work again, tho. That's a fair enough test of how charming I am, no? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Pulgasari]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

not really, I mean I know I score in a top percentile for trans ladies. So the distance between my perception and yours is about exactly the size of your mad that I'm way out your league. I've been catcalled, harassed by photographers at every bar or concert, etc since i was a kid, got millionaire fans who support my lifestyle to date, been to foreign countries on my looks in years past. i've always been lithe and gorgeous sry and there's tons of concordant evidence.

one time a group of high school girls basically mauled me when I was walking around my elite university, they all demanded a hug from me. when i was 22 (andro gothninja femboy mode). i look alot better than i did then now lol.

I think ppl who try to doink me on my looks don't understand that i'm not transitioning into cute. There's no chink in the armor here. I've lived like this (remarkably slender, hot & welldressed) since I was about 17. as soon as I grew long hair all my "bros" started falling in love with me, i got solicited by an older woman for a weird art model relationship, etc. The joys of being born tall, smart (therefore skinny), & strawberry blonde to two very good-looking parents. Bigger boobs than Cecily, who weighs over 205lb, at 140lbs (I take Estrogen tho, not just RPing) too which was a nice late bonus.

Truth is my looks have gotten me everywhere in life and yall should mock me for being a bimbo or housewife instead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I'll let you know if my standard of living ever drops below upper middle class / whether I ever have to work again, tho. That's a fair enough test of how charming I am, no? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

can i say beard? i'm asking, not saying it. so can i?

[imperiouskitten]

just say it i'll facepalm after

[Pulgasari]

no too chicken

[imperiouskitten]

aw cmon

u can post it under academic license now, i just wanna know

[Pulgasari]

juris has a very nice beard

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Pulgasari [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

juris has a very nice beard

i get the joke but if u understood how brilliantly he manages the emotions of women this would hit different. girls love and trust him so quickly, he is soooooo alpha with them. best i've ever seen. like i've said i saw him make a young lady cum in literally 3 seconds of physical contact. if we were differently motivated people we would be chewing thru this local university student body.

he is the best male ever and also much much str8er than joe rogan, with a strong instinct to provide & protect, so i am glad u respect his face. he deserves all respect & reverence.

PS thank you for the compliment.

[Patriam1066]

He’s great with women, hence why he’s now with a lanky dude

My generation did a number on you young folks, and for that I sincerely apologize. I wish I could’ve been there to beat those of you without fathers and a church home. Things would’ve been different

SAD BIGLY

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Planks don’t do shit

[unsunghero]

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