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[Jibartik]

Oh man, we are the martians! I hate elon for sending a car into space and not sending a rover to the monolith thing on that mars moon, or the face mask, or any of the other weird shit we seen out there.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh man, we are the martians! I hate elon for sending a car into space and not sending a rover to the monolith thing on that mars moon, or the face mask, or any of the other weird shit we seen out there.

Private industry will prove all this. That's the good side of it, eventually.

Right now Elon needs government sanction, bank accounts, and contracts. Give him 40 years of active space industry tho he'll have em by the gonads.

The reason he's getting into it is that the powers that be have already decided to slide the slippery sloap towards disclosure. They will resist a little but have already given up absolute control. Let it happen naturally and go "oh oops our shit was broken/low rez, we didn't take the second detailed LIDAR survey we should have ". That's why he's even allowed to play rocketman games at all. We've had plenty smart people doing the materials science publicly and paper drafts to brute force it for 50 yrs. They also don't want to pay for it with taxes so they want private industry to catch up and do the leg work.

The evidence is in on the organic cycle in Mars atmospherics. But it's been hushed low key and got muted hard, white papers from a big college scrubbed in ~~2010 when that kid who dumped jstor got suicide.

Modern Mars is essentially dead. But I bet some microbes or small plants or plankton cling to the ice sheets. Or any cyrovolcanic areas.

Need time to clean up off world expeditions already sent by the trillionaires and make it look all above board.

Hence the big plume on Mars and the flash on the moons pole.

Gg. Hope we live to see the fruits of our rediscovery of our kinds ancestry.

P.s. scarcity and climate change drove innovation. It happened earlier on Mars. Mars advanced fast while earth literally chilled for a bit.

The old tech was buried and hidden. In caches. And people like Alexander were the start of rebuilding technologies that gave us industry. Need to find a picture of the sphinx being a topper for a normal building somewhere.

[magnetaress]

Tldr. The future looks bright for those who can and will seize it. I am pretty grateful to have the lifetime of peeking over shoulders to hazard such a cool guess.

I love all the current mainstream documentaries and studies coming out of NASA and our observatories and it's all pretty accurate. If a bit selective. And as all science should be careful to differentiate fact from theory and speculation.

If there's hard evidence. Like very few people have access to it.

And while we are discovering gravity waves and making huge leaps in our detection and our ability to process massive data volumes there's still a lot of stuff we can only shrug and go huh about.

I'm super excited about the next two decades in this regard. I think our alien buddies are too and find our novel ideas and solutions, interesting and quaint. Kinda worth the daily struggle to survive. Maybe.

[imperiouskitten]

the neanderthals bred us from African hominids to be super pale and cute and witty. Then we race warred neanderthals to death because mad and also they were the ultimate BBC and our women couldnt resist.

The site of Gobekle Tepe is this scary thing with spider and scorpions carved in the walls and it's set up like a zoo. Nerds pretend they can't figure out why we would have a zoo before domesticating animals because they never saw the Star Trek episode with Rape Gangs. The Black Scientist Yakub did exist, but he was not Black.

[Jibartik]

If you really want to get into a wild alien origin of man the book of enok is some pretty sick fan fiction.

(or old old testement.)

Im in the camp that it's tora fan fic.

But if it isn't, the stories are lit and all about mechanical angles and sex with gods and the Nephilim giant half men and stuff.

But man... I heard a Mongolian digging up mammoth husks in Siberia say once "the Europeans thought these were giant bones lol"

And I was like doh that's the book of Enok he just ripped on. Boom roasted.

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you really want to get into a wild alien origin of man the book of enok is some pretty sick fan fiction.

(or old old testement.)

Im in the camp that it's tora fan fic.

But if it isn't, the stories are lit and all about mechanical angles and sex with gods and the Nephilim giant half men and stuff.

But man... I heard a Mongolian digging up mammoth husks in Siberia say once "the Europeans thought these were giant bones lol"

And I was like doh that's the book of Enok he just ripped on. Boom roasted.

haha yeah man. but giants sorta DID exist with the neanderthals. it's just dumbo europeans who read too much into the word giant and wanted 7 story bbc. so it's just a creationist roast my story still stands.

[Jibartik]

I like the promethius stones theory.

There is this wild theory that these stones are part of the flying disk religion, the first religion, that the Mayans and the sumarians and the Egyptians all worshiped. And has since gone extinct (like hmmmmm when Christianity and paganism merged, but that's another paranoid delusion)

Anyway.

These stones are the pyramids, the mayan temples, the Sumerian ziggurats, hindu temples, etc and they are designed to do 1 thing, collect your DNA.

How do they you dont ask? Well! Stone is actually a very good vestal for capturing DNA believe it or not, even recently sciences have determined that they can get more from dirt and stone than they ever imaged like here's an article about it

Anyway dont read that article though, continue with this wild story!

So here's what the Prometheus stones are for, and do:

The stones all have these strange finger print markings on them, and the theory is, that you're supposed to touch them.

You go to the temples and pray to them, this makes you speak, you speak into the stone temple, and your spit and DNA is absorbed into it.

These temples have swirling energy and magnetic fields, its kind of true!

So, what happens is, you go to this temple, right? you pray to it. and your DNA is absorbed into it.

Then after the DNA is absorbed into the temple stones, every 100 years or something aliens come and collect it, because the temple shoots the data up into the air with that strange temple energy.

And that's how you get to go to the afterlife when you die.

You ahve to go to one of those temples and make sure your DNA is sent to the creators, or you just die off on this rock.

Even some rumors say that when the chosen one touches one of the prometheus stones, he will be injected with all the knowledge of the universe and be the true messiah of the sol god.

So make at least one trip to the pyramids, or the mayan temples or the many other sites that are known as prometheus stones and make sure to fuck the shit out of that rock so you can go see the space daddies when you die from the dna clone system they setup!

[imperiouskitten]

yes butt how cum your DNA gets into the temple just by praying? methinks u must be interred or sacrificed therein

edit: i bet youre right you have to jack off on the stones! no wonder women were inferiorized forever, because it used to be they couldnt jack off but now they can which is cool.

[Jibartik]

well think about what we've learned with covid, how much of your spit comes out of your mouth when you talk. And thhe word for prayer in hebru is to speak so by speaking to the stone your spit gets all up in there, and that's what they need.

But the mayas sure did love sacrafice so who knows lol

[Woke Locc]

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