2020 Election MEGAthread

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

biden said he had a plan though [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he doesn't

his plan is 'give the voters what they want'

exactly like what happened in March 23, 2010

[Kich867]

"Nation waits patiently to see if candidate leading by 4 million votes wins election."

[BlackBellamy]

I go to sleep Trump is ahead +1775 and I wake up Biden is ahead +1800. And I always thought it a giant problem to get any productivity out of the night shift! I see the Atlanta Vote Printing Inc. has solved that problem.

Which is the most critical state?

Pennsylvania?

No, I said which is the most critical state?

Arizona!

No, I said which is the most critical state!!!

Georgia!


The lesson here is that we're all very important! That's what makes America great! You could be in North Dakota, think about it, North Dakota? And then one day you and your vote photocopy machine determine the fate of the nation! Well, at least participate in a great charade that reveals the chosen one to the people.

[theaetatus]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

america isn't going to be fixed this year or the next

Yeah, when nearly 70 million people vote for a narcissistic man-child who has been obviously lying to them every day for four years and the opposition can only field an ancient creepy guy a hair's breadth from full dementia, you know it's going to take a few years...

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

biden said he had a plan though [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm really not upset lol, people be trippin

"People were asking me [before a fight], 'What’s going to happen?,' " Tyson said. "They were talking about his style. 'He's going to give you a lot of lateral movement. He's going to move, he's going to dance. He's going to do this, do that.' I said, "Everybody has a plan until they get hit. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze.' "

[Baler]

Originally Posted by theaetatus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, when nearly 70 million people vote for a narcissistic man-child who has been obviously lying to them every day for four years and the opposition can only field an ancient creepy guy a hair's breadth from full dementia, you know it's going to take a few years...

terrifying truth.

[Morton Jr]

RIP Guys biden getting georgia pa and nevada 100%

oh well

[BlackBellamy]

Decision Desk has decided:

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Does anyone know what a Decision Desk is?

Is that where the decision is made, or is this sentient furniture?

Ok, dammit, anyway, based on this one tweet from some desk I am switching my vote and declare that PA is indeed the most critical state after all!

(I'm planning on starting an apparel business after all this. "I went to Pennsylvania and all I got was this very important t-shirt, just like the state!" won't fit on a handbag but I'm still iterating)

[QuantumZebra]

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[QuantumZebra]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Decision Desk has decided:

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Does anyone know what a Decision Desk is?

Is that where the decision is made, or is this sentient furniture?

Ok, dammit, anyway, based on this one tweet from some desk I am switching my vote and declare that PA is indeed the most critical state after all!

(I'm planning on starting an apparel business after all this. "I went to Pennsylvania and all I got was this very important t-shirt, just like the state!" won't fit on a handbag but I'm still iterating)

I know losing this one hurts, but when you elect a racist/sexist pig from NY pretending to be a conservative, it happens.

Don't worry, just say "Biden is my President" and it will all be better [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by theaetatus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, when nearly 70 million people vote for a narcissistic man-child who has been obviously lying to them every day for four years and the opposition can only field an ancient creepy guy a hair's breadth from full dementia, you know it's going to take a few years...

facts