2020 Election MEGAthread

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I want fully synthetic food. Like just mix some chemicals and slurp it down as fast as you can so you don't have to feel yourself eating.

During the pandemic I have come to realize that like 70% of my day is devoted to thinking of, obtaining, making, eating food.

Like I didn't notice because I ate out a lot more before, and that saved me so much time, apparently, because now I feel like I'm in the cave man days and like, wake up and am like "ok me need find sustenance, and then me can find more sustenance, and then a third sustenance then me sleep"

In-between that time I'm cleaning up stuff building a nest!

wtf I thought were Babylon! Food sleep food sleep thats all we do lol

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

!!! I loved that thread it was so fun! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]



no like sawdust factory underground shipping lol I have this fear lmao it only takes up 0.05% of my minds fear memory area though [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But I legit threw away half a loaf of bread cus I was like, this smells and tastes exactly like cardboard this is fake bread!

Made by Nature. All kinds of plants - like carrots, apple trees, and flowers - make the polymer CELLULOSE (sell-you-low-s). Plants use cellulose to make their stems and branches and leaves strong. Cellulose makes tree trunks strong enough to hold up the tallest trees!

They put it on bagged shredded cheese too, something about sticking. Grate it off the block or your cheese will suck.

[magnetaress]

honestly, dont take it too far like i did but not eating for a few days is a real eye opener

very spirtual or just plain old illuminating

sorry for the exesstential crap (

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Woke Locc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Made by Nature. All kinds of plants - like carrots, apple trees, and flowers - make the polymer CELLULOSE (sell-you-low-s). Plants use cellulose to make their stems and branches and leaves strong. Cellulose makes tree trunks strong enough to hold up the tallest trees!

Yeah but I prefer using tree trunks to cook meat. Not eat the tree trunks. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[White_knight]

Originally Posted by FatherSioux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nikki Haley

She's kinda cute, would vote 4.

[BlackBellamy]

Oh god the hate for FOX News is so strong I can feel it here, and I can't feel anything.

It's coming through the walls, millions of outraged Trump supporters, it's like a Scientology beam but with slightly less handsome.

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See that guy? If Biden wins look for that guy to open a polling company.

If Trump wins that guy is going on a vacation to the West Bank, to say goodbye to his parents.

[magnetaress]

I think strawberries and bannanas are my favorite form of the polymer CELLULOSE (sell-you-low-s) that is naturally occuring, but wild strawberries be a different beasty than what we get around here.

[Jibartik]

God I love how trump looks like the evil faction in a 90s RTS in that pic

[Baler]

I was watching several news networks. I recall the fox one saying they were getting a lot of calls and people there, their phones were blowing up.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

God I love how trump looks like the evil faction in a 90s RTS in that pic

lol ya