What's something good that happened today?

[BlackBellamy]

I took my 74 year-old aunt to go vote and it was empty because everyone voted by mail so there was only one other person in front of us, but my aunt got all impatient like old crotchety women do and she started to complain loudly about not knowing what happened to Lloyd Bridges!

That's because when I picked her up to go vote she was watching Attack on the Iron Coast and I was like listen we have to go vote and she was like but Lloyd Bridges is still on the boat and it's going to blow!