2020 Election MEGAthread

[BlackBellamy]

Dazed and Confused really spoke to me. When we saw it we were like holy shit this is our life like six-eight years ago. The social scene was exactly that. Just cruising around, planning the next party, the next beer run, who was interested in who, where do we get the concert tickets. And everywhere you went, there were people you knew. It was like there was a hundred, two hundred of you and you just spent your time like a little pinball, bouncing around town, wasting time.

I'm thinking of that because I was thinking of generational coming-of-age movies, you know how they represent a moment in time, like Pretty In Pink could never happen today, and Ferris Bueller, that movie could have only existed in that one precise moment (Remember when we found out Jeffrey Jones was a pedo and Charlie Sheen had HIV? Before that moment.) and I was wondering how a movie like that would look today.

How does one come of age today? How would that be represented on the screen? Would we be looking at people upgrading their devices? Getting their own plans? I jest but...

[Morton Jr]

The most stressful day of your life will be when you need to decide if its time to go to the hospital because your oxygen saturation is dropping too fast from covid

if it hasnt happened yet, stay tuned, it will

even if you got lucky and got antibodies, they wear off in 4 months

if your super lucky you will get the flu with it, or something else

Get ready for winter friends, i am getting over the flu finally i been on my ass 8 days and i had to call the EMTs to check me out 3 days ago, if i had covid as well i would not be posting this.

[BlackBellamy]

Dear God of Abraham,

I have not been a good believer. As a matter of fact those Commies did such a good job that it took the benevolence of John Paul II and Ronald Reagan (PBUH) to bring me back into the fold, into the warm embrace of the Catholic faith as a good repentant Papist (no homo and also no pedo). You know I have never doubted you since, and you also know that I've never prayed for anything, never asked for a single thing, because I believe that I am too much of a sinner and too insignificant within your gaze to be allowed your direct favor. I would rather wither and turn to dust than to anger you with such arrogance.

But...

Still.

Just one tiny small insignificant request for you but which would mean the world to me:

Please tell me WHAT IS JOE BIDEN TRYING TO SAY!!! Please I beg you Lord. Ok just this once. Just this one thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0nCBtswloE

(Porky Pig 2020)

[HalflingSpergand]

Originally Posted by Morton Jr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The most stressful day of your life will be when you need to decide if its time to go to the hospital because your oxygen saturation is dropping too fast from covid

if it hasnt happened yet, stay tuned, it will

even if you got lucky and got antibodies, they wear off in 4 months

if your super lucky you will get the flu with it, or something else

Get ready for winter friends, i am getting over the flu finally i been on my ass 8 days and i had to call the EMTs to check me out 3 days ago, if i had covid as well i would not be posting this.

Youveclaimed to be sick like 5 times since covid911. Youre an unhealthy piece of shit stop fucking gay hookers

[theaetatus]

Originally Posted by douglas1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A dirt poor immigrant can become incredibly rich by the end of their life in this country, it happens all the time.

Yeah, keep on falling for the same shit people have been falling for for centuries.

If the super rich are getting away with crime, don't bother holding them to account, just accept it. Only the poor are real criminals after all.

[Castle2.0]

Vote to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. That will surely solve all such social problems!

Naw, vote for capitalism. We all get richer. Who cares how big the gap is when we're all doing better.

Originally Posted by Junior

*COVID fear mongering*

Dude, COVID is old news. 98%+ survival rate. It's Flu 2.0.

I can tell which news channel people watch by their level of COVID-fear.

[White_knight]

What's all this stuff about Hunter Biden videos leaking on the net of him having sex with Chinese kids.

I don't want to google it, is there some sorta truth behind it?

Pretty fucking sad if that's true, and yet people still voting for his decrepit dad.

[theaetatus]

Originally Posted by Castle2.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Naw, vote for capitalism. We all get richer. Who cares how big the gap is when we're all doing better.

Both sides are solidly capitalist. A vote for either is a vote for capitalism, that's not really an issue.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by theaetatus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Both sides are...

...thinking their guy is definitely going to win in a landslide.

One side is seeing polls that say their guy is going to win by 8 points. The other side is seeing 50,000 people chanting we love you and being told everything is going to be alright because the polls are lying.

Meanwhile in New York City, 5th Ave is boarding up. Madison Ave is boarding up. Giant sheets of plywood are going up all over midtown, downtown. Same in DC. Where else?

Walmart removed all guns and ammo from the shelves then they put it back the next day.

Both sides are primed for a big win.

A big win.

We will show them.

We will show them all.

We will show them what a peaceful transfer of power looks like.

After this let there be no questions about how America conducts its business! Watch and learn world, watch in awesome terror and behold; this democracy in action.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Youveclaimed to be sick like 5 times since covid911. Youre an unhealthy piece of shit stop fucking gay hookers

Lol’ed, Mario is kind of sickly