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Old 06-24-2011, 07:51 PM
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I like your new sig there hbb. Interesting quote
Thanks. I actually found it while searching for my live guild's forum, found a interguild community forum I used to belong to, and it was my quote there, so I necro'd that shit haha.
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:53 PM
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Hey guys, I'm back! Just smashed a few random 4v4s. Can we talk about Jews now? I haz more jokes.
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:57 PM
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Okay, sweet. What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:32 PM
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Okay, sweet. What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
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Old 06-25-2011, 12:28 AM
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I'd just like to point out that "Jews" is the superior answer here. I feel like you ruined my joke by typing it the way you did. Say it out loud. "What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jews." Obviously. God.
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Old 06-25-2011, 07:17 AM
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I'd just like to point out that "Jews" is the superior answer here. I feel like you ruined my joke by typing it the way you did. Say it out loud. "What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jews." Obviously. God.
disagree. Typed, as it is, "Jewuice" is superior for everyone else to see the point. Perhaps I woulda said juice? or jeuice. But the allusion to juice is necessary.
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Old 06-25-2011, 04:46 PM
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disagree. Typed, as it is, "Jewuice" is superior for everyone else to see the point. Perhaps I woulda said juice? or jeuice. But the allusion to juice is necessary.
Uh, I'm pretty sure the "squeeze" part is enough of an "allusion to juice." Anyway. I'm thinking I'll do a black joke soon, and maybe someone will come out of the woodwork in an attempt to justify the merits of slavery. Then other people will vehemently disagree, and use big words, too.
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