2020 Election MEGAthread

[BlackBellamy]

People hate on Trump because they have a lot of daddy issues.

A lot.

It's that breakdown in the nuclear family with white single-parent households at like 25%, mixed-race at 40%, and black ones at 77% there's no strong orange men around. Everyone was raised by single moms; I know because all of a sudden all the playgrounds are covered in rubber and there's no way to get that nice scar any more as a 7-year old. So they see the President and they don't know what a strong orange man is supposed to act like because they never saw one. So they think he's supposed to act like their mom!

Be protective. Soothe their fears. Tell them everything is going to be alright. Here's the only truth you need; I love you and I will protect you.

I want a President like my dad. He's going to take me shooting next weekend when it's his turn to badmouth that bitch that's taking all his fucking money, no offense to me. Unless he's busy with business of course. A man has to eat.