Proof that Water Pets are supposed to have significantly increased health regen:

[Dolalin]

Slight movement here. Mark Graham got back to me and said archive.org can whitelist individual Ezboards if Tapatalk will agree to it. I am trying to see if I could get a handful of otherwise unrecoverable boards whitelisted, even for a reasonable fee. I can't see the commercial risk for them unless they simply can't be bothered sending an email.