CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Asteria [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't u wish coronavirus took me away to the great Elf heavens? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I love all our forumtards. Especially a fellow barbarian shaman that spent time on 7th hammer.

[Bigsham]

yesterday i woke up unable to close my mouth, i had a bacterial infection in my salivary glands and my throat was so dry i thought i had covid again already

are we having fun yet?

[Rader]

Let me put this another way. Lets assume a cure/vaccination is not possible. Ever. Is the best choice to cower in our basement until we die of old age?

I think the answer is obvious, no, we take all prudent measures to avoid passing the flu, but we live our lives to the fullest extent possible until our days are done.

Of course, this is not an option for those Trump haters who just want to stir up shit and create an issue to use against him in the upcoming election.

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by Rader [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me put this another way. Lets assume a cure/vaccination is not possible. Ever. Is the best choice to cower in our basement until we die of old age?

I think the answer is obvious, no, we take all prudent measures to avoid passing the flu, but we live our lives to the fullest extent possible until our days are done.

Of course, this is not an option for those Trump haters who just want to stir up shit and create an issue to use against him in the upcoming election.

Every issue Trump sucks on is a Democrat plot

Zzz miss me with the retardation bro 😴

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Rader [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me put this another way. Lets assume a cure/vaccination is not possible. Ever. Is the best choice to cower in our basement until we die of old age?

I think the answer is obvious

Yes, quite. I have a plan:

• Disable Russia through space-borne high-atmosphere EMP munitions. Use nuclear weapons to destroy Beijing, Shanghai, Berlin, London, Paris, Tehran, Istanbul, Madrid, New Delhi, Karachi, Rome, Mecca and Jerusalem. Declare a unified Earth, eliminate all national borders and use Japanese and Korean troops to enforce order.
  
  
• Prohibit all birth control and abortion. Shoot the priests and eliminate all laws that interfere with procreation. Build impregnation facilities. Dispense lubricant.
  
  
• Increase greenhouse emissions. Assign former communication majors as farmers to new arable lands.
  
  
• Begin construction of colony ships.

[maskedmelon]

Would the impregnation facilities and colony ships be controlled by the state or private enterprise?

Also, what brand of lube and why aren’t we nuking Toronto?

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would the impregnation facilities and colony ships be controlled by the state or private enterprise?

Also, what brand of lube and why aren’t we nuking Toronto?

id glide or wet platinum. I am pretty sure water-based lube is a Democrat plot to help rubbers to keep from breaking. Silicone is best. Colony ships must be voluntarist so we can have ethnoships, country-western ronald raygun themed heterosexual-ONLY trips to the sun with handwashing and bathing exemption, and also colonies filled with "beautiful, educated people enthusiasts". Which of these three most applies to this board? I think we would be the rayguns, if we're not considering lulz/cecily/etc white.

[Nirgon]

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Jibartik continues to ignore the cooked books being revealed, nursing home packing etc

[Jibartik]

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[Lune]

Originally Posted by Rader [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me put this another way. Lets assume a cure/vaccination is not possible. Ever. Is the best choice to cower in our basement until we die of old age?

I think the answer is obvious, no, we take all prudent measures to avoid passing the flu, but we live our lives to the fullest extent possible until our days are done.

Of course, this is not an option for those Trump haters who just want to stir up shit and create an issue to use against him in the upcoming election.

Nobody is suggesting you cower in your basement. There was a window where a short period of basement cowering would have been productive to buy time to make preparations and POSSIBLY contain the virus to manageable levels, but we botched it here in the US because BOTH SIDES politicized the virus and made it tribal, but whitie righties of course landed on the retarded side of taking no precautions and pretending it didn't exist.

All I want people to do is wear a fucking mask and take some simple precautions, like maybe don't crowd into a bar for a while then go visit your elderly grandparents. It's entirely plausible that some of us can make it until they develop a vaccine without getting this. Not good for the economy but neither is being ravaged by a virus which has a small but non-negligible random chance of either:

1. Killing you
2. Damaging your brain and/or peripheral nerves
3. Damaging your lungs
4. Using you to get to someone vulnerable

To those of us who subscribe to Jesus's teachings, killing somebody else through your greed, selfishness, or carelessness is as wrong.

Though this virus is typically mild, it is must worse than the flu. It has a much higher chance of picking a random, otherwise healthy person and simply detonating one or more of their organs or clotting their blood and causing strokes or vascular dementia.