The day i took the E from EQ

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Originally Posted by notahipster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a good metaphor for that. i am vegetarian and last summer i ordered a pizza in which bacon was so lovingly added on top of it.

i doubt it was intentional. but

if had foreseen that bacon was going to be on my pizza, i wouldent of ordered it. Or i would of just so i can make a mean disgruntled post after digesting it hours later.

Everquest Project 1999. Ruins of Kunark....

Prescription drug abuse have your RL economy in the gutter?
Recently diagnosed with agoraphobia or schizophrenia?
Are you a privileged middle class brat, who compensates for his lack of achievements
by belittling african americans, homosexuals, and "organized religon."
Look no further!!! Then tunnel quest. Now with 4 playable classes. with benefits.

The jack of all trades - knows every class better then you! (+10 to knowledge of other
classes, but only if you have never played them.)

The disgruntled ralloz-sek'r - the most loyal of all players to this server! Totally wouldn't leave here if another pvp server opened. (+10 to dueling, as long as duel never actually takes place)

The greater faydark champion - 12 years later. Still strong! Enough said. (Game ends when Canloe Nusback stops giving xp points for cb belts/pads +10 too mooching)

the east common lands crusader - close relative to a vampire. cant leave the tunnel for very long, or the elements of rain / sun cause this character to melt. Can only travel by ports. (-50% off ports to lavastorm mountains, but only if your being ported from less the a zone away. The amount of time this character must devote mean -25% to RL sex life . -25% to there Rl economy as well.)

Kunark expansion acctually removed.

The casual player
The interesting class / race combo player.
and The roleplayer (however i guess being a jerk is a constant RP)

hahahah i see why people come on forums.
the redic nature of it all is a relief to what game has become.

I lold.

/agree to most of this.