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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:35 PM
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While we're on the topic of bathroom etiquette; im willing to bet you're the type of person that sniffs the toilet paper after, and wantonly inspects their feces for signs of trauma. Protip: your fissures are causually linked to your proclivities.

Crap and flush: live dangerously. Life is short; no time for looking back, bro.
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:39 PM
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If you didnt wash your hands in the bathroom before this shit, then you're a no-class cretin, and likely dont wash your hands still.

Gotta make a law for people to wash their hands after handling their junk and asshole. Thats how degenerate and lacking in common sense the postmodern man(and i use the term loosely) is.

If theres anything positive to gain from all of this, its the solace in the thought that perhaps people are washing their hands after wiping their ass these days, and even then ill still bravely shake your hand at the close of a business deal, because living in fear denotes a lack of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen
I would wash my hands after shaking your hand was my point, no need for gloves
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:40 PM
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You proved my point, the Pax Americana

Thanks Poke, unlike you to miss a point thoufh. You have Covid or something ?
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:47 PM
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The stomata is the first physiological element developed after conception in utero. In cases of en-utero physchological trauma, the result is often manifest in post-birth anal rentiveness. This arrested development then manifests with obsessive compulsive disorders relating to an obsession with overeating, and an extremely overactive occupation with the sensations experienced through ones oral and rectal cavities.

Seek Christ.

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Old 05-14-2020, 09:49 PM
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Gonna be harder than you think, the second Dems try to ban fracking they will lose 45% of Hispanics who can’t do anything beyond welding or other manual labor
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:58 PM
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Gonna be harder than you think, the second Dems try to ban fracking they will lose 45% of Hispanics who can’t do anything beyond welding or other manual labor
That isnt the only obstacle. Lol though. Truth.
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:07 PM
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Gonna be harder than you think, the second Dems try to ban fracking they will lose 45% of Hispanics who can’t do anything beyond welding or other manual labor
I should also add that per my brother, who is a certified welding inspector, most of them dont weld up to code as it stands, and are often required to reconsider the assay of their alloys and redo the job when inspected by the state in more stringent applications.


There's more to welding than just taking any old mig/tig rod and melting it into a seam when weld-strength and precision is required.

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Old 05-14-2020, 11:16 PM
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You can't control anything. Or anyone. Once you try to at gunpoint things start to get really messy.

If you appreciate hosing blood and shit off the walls, go for it. I am not going to get in your way. I understand your sentiment. Experience has taught me a lot about how useless it is though. If this generation is disciplined and purged it won't be long before people are drowning in drugs, anger, and shit again.

We are all just railing against nature and we can only succeed in that endeavor for a brief period of our own lifetime.

Maybe, eventually, 100 million years from now we'll edge the cycle closer to Angelic perfection. Don't hold your breath to long though. Sooner or later you got to breathe and we'll choke on the stench of every one's rotting corpses. I'm already choking to death. I can't be mad about though. You don't see me bothering to dig any damn mass graves.

God bless and sleep peaceful like.
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:20 PM
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I should also add that per my brother, who is a certified welding inspector, most of them dont weld up to code as it stands, and are often required to reconsider the assay of their alloys and redo the job when inspected by the state in more stringent applications.


There's more to welding than just taking any old mig/tig rod and melting it into a seam when weld-strength and precision is required.

Hope this helps.
I’m not belittling either welders or Hispanics, just stating the obvious. Texas’ house delegation will continue to trend Dem, but the statewide offices aren’t going to go blue like Cali for a long ass time (if at all). Cali has a lot of NIMBYism anyway
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:48 PM
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