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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |
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44 | 20.66% |
| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |
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24 | 11.27% |
| I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. |
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7 | 3.29% |
| I am already dead. |
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67 | 31.46% |
| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |
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32 | 15.02% |
| Mossad agents are dancing again. |
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39 | 18.31% |
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Youre a fucking retard. Im offering you aithentic thoughts, but all you can do is parrot media tropes. Fuck off pansy. Guess what? We did follow the bullshit guidelines. Guess what? Theyre still perpetuating this bullshit and moving goalposts. Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass guideline bullshit. It was followed, outside of a few exceptions the media portrayed as the norm. Youre fucking retarded. The shit was followed in the off-chance that your 3.8 claim was true. Fact: it was not. At this point you're just grasping at straws, because reality isn't matching up with your expectations. I even made my red shirt into a raphael ninja turtle mask to add to the stupid mask absurd parody, and sported it in my local grocery stores to mock you cowardly oieces of shit. Yet, the bullshit drags on, and a less-than 5%fraction of the original forecast actually comes to meet the fruition of the day of the pillow. Over it. Life is for the living; not the coward. | |||
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You were hoping for a game changer, but guess what? The game didn't actually change.
Now, youre just a fat morbidly obese diabetic who is afraid to go outside, because boogeymen without masks might be out there, threatening your fragile sense of security with a sub-1% chance of catastrophe. Fuck outta here | ||
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Figure that out, and you’ll figure out why America is going to win the 21st century as it won the 20th, and how that will continue to give humanity its highest standards of living and longest period of advancement in recorded history, even as people like you whine about how bad it is God bless! | |||
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Protip:
As a CPIM licensed supply chain manager, if youre a little bitch whose afraid to shake my hand, im automatically dismissing you as a viable vendor, FYI. | ||
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Gyms opening the 18th, thank Christ, I’m gonna get jacKKKed
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If you didnt wash your hands in the bathroom before this shit, then you're a no-class cretin, and likely dont wash your hands still. Gotta make a law for people to wash their hands after handling their junk and asshole. Thats how degenerate and lacking in common sense the postmodern man(and i use the term loosely) is. If theres anything positive to gain from all of this, its the solace in the thought that perhaps people are washing their hands after wiping their ass these days, and even then ill still bravely shake your hand at the close of a business deal, because living in fear denotes a lack of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen | |||
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If theyre democracies, then why do bluebloods from historically aristocratic families always get elected?
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