P99CON

[Ferok]

Originally Posted by President [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or is it, if she doesn't give it up shes a whore, if she does its a slut? I never remember how it goes.

I think if she doesn't give it up she's just a tease.

The line between whore and tease is easily blurred when sangria is added, as are many lines.

[Excision Rottun]

Originally Posted by Gorgetrapper [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"So what will it be, a Jack and Coke for you and the usual "roofie colada" for your date?"

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by President [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*cough* e-whore *cough*

SIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

[Shaun421]

Originally Posted by President [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or is it, if she doesn't give it up shes a whore, if she does its a slut? I never remember how it goes.

Just ask your mom!

Hiiyoooooh!!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[President]

Originally Posted by Shaun421 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just ask your mom!

Hiiyoooooh!!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ohh.. my pride....

[Secrets]

I've never decided what I am going to do if I met a player of P1999 irl.

I don't know whether to be scared or what if I do.

[Morfnblorsh]

There's no reason to be scared, Secrets. Come on, come back to the couch. Sit next to me. I can feel you breathing.

[LazyFuj]

"Fight you IRL!"

[PearlJammzz]

This is the internet. 'Her' real name is Larry. She's a 45yr old bald guy that lives in his mom's basement...duh!

[guineapig]

Okay so I guess p1999 Con is out of the question.

Too many people to fight IRL, I should have thought of this. I don't actually live in Brooklyn, I'm actually based in Argentina. ORALE!!!