Dumbasses who sell in EC with just 1 item

[KansasComrade]

Originally Posted by axisofebola [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So "Dumbasses who sell..." was too inviting for your little insect brain to click on than to read the three letters below it

Fool forever.

Fair point.

[TomisFeline]

Originally Posted by KansasComrade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fair point.

homeboy still beating that dead tunnel horse!

impressive

[Sethius Marlowe]

Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yeah? Well I was bangin' supermodels when I was 18 (they propositioned me when I was 13 but I didn't want anyone to get in trouble), I currently earn 8 figures a year as a butterfly breeder, and I invented the popular game Toilet Paper Roulette (after you're done taking a dump in a public restroom, you roll a 6-sided die, subtract one from the result, and that's how many wipes you get before unceremoniously pulling up your pants no matter what.)

One time, I correctly folded an omelet and flipped it without breakage or spillage. I have been tying my own shoes since the age of 14, dude.

In elementary school, I was a coloring book prodigy, and received a trophy for best facial hair for an 8-year-old. I once farted on a first date, successfully blamed it on her confused Yorkshire Terrier, and still got laid that night.

I have a refractory period of 30 seconds.

But this isn't a contest, bro.

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[Tenderizer]

Originally Posted by DMN [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In someways, EQ feels like a child to me. I was one of less then a hundred closed beta testers of EQ back in the day. I'm probably the only person you will ever talk to who actually played in a group with Aradune, and certainly the only person who has an EQ NPC named after ....

So do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? Who cares who you "think" you are. Only thing that matter is the here and now and right now you sound like a cunt.

[Christina.]

Bring that same energy over to red and PVP who u mad at!

Get off on who you mad at !! #all2020

[Tenderizer]

Why join a bunch of unenlightened cock suckers and butt fuckers who are hypocrites. Red is dead and only mentally deranged crackhead freaks who haven't learned to love themselves play there. Gotta learn to love yourself before you can love others.

[Tethler]

Originally Posted by DMN [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In someways, EQ feels like a child to me. I was one of less then a hundred closed beta testers of EQ back in the day. I'm probably the only person you will ever talk to who actually played in a group with Aradune, and certainly the only person who has an EQ NPC named after him.

orly. what npc?

[Tethler]

Nm, found it.

[DMN]

Originally Posted by Tenderizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? Who cares who you "think" you are. Only thing that matter is the here and now and right now you sound like a cunt.

Someone asked a question and I gave them the answer. Maybe you should ask them why they care?

[Evia]

Originally Posted by Tethler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nm, found it.

Hahaha