CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[magnetaress]

I just cover my hands in enough poop so that the ecoli eats the viruses.

[magnetaress]

I noticed the expensive hard to replace doctors are getting the good gear at the hospitals while the low paid grunts get Walmart gear.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I noticed the expensive hard to replace doctors are getting the good gear at the hospitals while the low paid grunts get Walmart gear.

hellworld

[Zeboim]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The biggest demand for hand sanitizer happens around winter anyway I'm guessing. So they're producing the max hand sanitizer right now, it's not like they can crank it up too much more without retooling.
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More importantly, you can make your own hand sanitizer at home with 90% isopropyl and aloe vera gel. Or even Vodka.

Let's hope there's not a panic run on Vodka.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hellworld

I got myself a little slice of heaven n u r welcome in it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Gatorsmash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dont get the bleach thing, people are starting to panic. I even got a weird if "your kids sick please for the love of God tell us and don't bring them to the day care" for my youngest.

Thats a usual condition for using daycare, isn’t it? Obviously not as useful for Corona which can be invisible while infectious, but it’s a shame there is a culture of going to school/work while ill coupled with not washing hands and rarely carrying enough hankies or hand sanitizers. I’ll be first to admit I rarely remember to buy or carry enough paper tissues. Maybe I should be more conscientious for doing my part.

[solleks]

How do you not get shit water everywhere if you are spraying yourself in the ass

[Jimjam]

Just had a fridge moment...

The scare mongering about corona virus, encouraging people to behave in a sanitary fashion, might end up saving lives that would have otherwise been lost to more ‘mundane’ causes, such as flu and so on.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do you not get shit water everywhere if you are spraying yourself in the ass

Use _low_ pressure lukewarm water in the bathtub.

[Zeboim]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just had a fridge moment...

The scare mongering about corona virus, encouraging people to behave in a sanitary fashion, might end up saving lives that would have otherwise been lost to more ‘mundane’ causes, such as flu and so on.

Let's be honest, people are going to stop caring about that as soon as the Coronavirus scare is pronounced 'over' or at least becomes normalized.

The shortage of hand sanitizer due to panic buys might actually make it worse for a while.