Roommate. Love. WHAT?

[Marley]

Originally Posted by Ozudin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

haha, nope. If Baby Mama and I end up splitting I'm writing relationships off. Because that bitch is bat shit crazy.

Oh the plot thickens!

[Marley]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair did! Now babes be flocking.

fixed!

[Mikaelo]

Originally Posted by Knuckle

Got on the treadmill, nails done, hair done, errrthang did! Now babes be flocking.

double fixt

[mimixownzall]

Originally Posted by DiamondDust [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not fat. Just ugly.

Well, if you're not fat, then you're way ahead of the curve. You might try working on your figure as much as you can. You would be surprised how much a nice body with nice skin will trump some hammertime on a face. Oh, and fix the things that you can with your facial area. Like if your grill is all fucked up, get some work done to remedy that. Try to get some advise on the best makeup scheme that would help with your features.

The 'ugliest' girl I dated probably had the best body. Imagine Halle Berry with a face like Rosanne Barr... yeah. But man her figure was fucking flawless. I don't care how pretty your face is; if you have to suck in your gut to fit through a door, your hopes of getting any action are slim.

[Mikaelo]

Originally Posted by mimixownzall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, if you're not fat, then you're way ahead of the curve. You might try working on your figure as much as you can. You would be surprised how much a nice body with nice skin will trump some hammertime on a face. Oh, and fix the things that you can with your facial area. Like if your grill is all fucked up, get some work done to remedy that. Try to get some advise on the best makeup scheme that would help with your features.

The 'ugliest' girl I dated probably had the best body. Imagine Halle Berry with a face like Rosanne Barr... yeah. But man her figure was fucking flawless. I don't care how pretty your face is; if you have to suck in your gut to fit through a door, your hopes of getting any action are slim.

+1 butterfaces can def get dudes.

If I can offer a little advice of how to go about having nice skin & doing your make up, etc. Just go to a cosmetics store and ask for help, don't be embarrassed. I've been friends with girls that work at cosmetic stores and they love helping girls figure out stuff like that.

[Rais]

Jenjen is a female white knight. You go girl!

[Prince]

f y i there is no such thing as a pretty face on a fat girl

[Mikaelo]

Originally Posted by Prince [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

f y i there is no such thing as a pretty face on a fat girl

there kind of is, I've seen fat girls and thought to myself that they either had an okay face, or they'd be hot if they lost weight which I guess is an indirect way of saying they have a cute face

[Eldaran]

OP needs to post a mug shot so we can break or solidify her thoughts (we are infact professionals), but dating your roommate is a bad idea anyway...

[Prince]

Originally Posted by Mikaelo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

there kind of is, I've seen fat girls and thought to myself that they either had an okay face, or they'd be hot if they lost weight which I guess is an indirect way of saying they have a cute face

no, its a way of saying "she would have a cute face if she wasn't fat." aka, as long as shes fat da face aint cute