Transcendent Thievery

[Maximus]

ROFL
Would you like some fries with that?

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Maximus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ROFL
Would you like some fries with that?

Maxipad: Welcome to Transcendence, I love you. May I take your order?
Hasbinbad: Yeah, lemme get a #4.
Maxipad: OK, that will be a unsupported bullshit combo with cheese, would you like lies or onion tears with that?
Hasbinbad: Lies please, and can you make them super-sized please?
Maxipad: Sure thing! What kind of drink would you like with your meal today?
Hasbinbad: Tears.
Maxipad: Small, medium, large, or Transcendece sized Tears?
Hasbinbad: Transcendece please!
Maxipad: OK, I have one unsupported bullshit combo with super-sized lies and Transcendence Tears to drink. Anything else for you today?
Hasbinbad: Do you still have those tin-foil crowns with the kids meals?
Maxipad: Conspiracy Caps? Of course!
Hasbinbad: Can I buy one separate?
Maxipad: You can have one for free sir! We never charge for Conspiracy Caps!
Hasbinbad: Great! That's all thanks!
Maxipad: OK sir, your total is four dollars and twenty cents at the first window! Thanks for your business!

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Modus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This post is a warning to current and future members of a little guild called Transcendence:

If you raid with this guild, your labors will be in support of the cock mongering habits of Stanley, Bayer and a few select members of what is essentially an underground cock mongering ring.

This cabal of officers has been collecting the wealth of Transcendence, and has been for months (over 25+ rare gems from 30+ raids), with the ulterior motive of ebaying these Diamonds and Sapphires to feed their 6-Cocks-a-day habit.

Many of you have seen Mythoxxus auctioning away the guild's assets, including Cazic loot and rare gems earned by the guild, all the while honorable and upstanding members have departed in favor of more honest companionship.

Do not let the beer guts and southern slang fool you! These perverted spermaholics are not as naive as their unintelligible leadership would leave one to believe, and their true intent is to pillage Norrath of its plunders - even at the expense of those they call friends.

And, for the love of god, don't feed the animals!!!

Modus

Good to see some people speaking the truth.

[Abacab]

Trans is ok in my book and I don't think they steal loot from the guild vault, if anything selling loot that no one really wants (shaman sticks mostly) to lower levels does build up the plat to buy port stones, peridots, tradeskill, and do numerous other things that benefit in the long run.

[tsonka]

Ack! Well, ok guys you see what goes on now, you have us figured out.

That is Stan grilling up the cheeseburgers and yes that is a beer in his pocket, Stan goes through them fast enough he carries a spare so he doesn't have to go to the cooler so much.

That’s me in the cop uniform, gotta keep things inline and the only way this project would work out is with corrupt authority. Myth, I dunno how he missed out in the family photo, getting a beer I think.

[trolleleet]

Cheeseburger eating maaaaafacker

[Hasbinbad]

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[karsten]

transcendence are thieves





































they stole my heart

[hrafn]

they stole my red headed step child, now what am i gonna beat?
oh yeah, nvm got that one figured out.

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[TheDudeAbides]

Those are really good burgers Walter