Transcendent Thievery
 

This post is a warning to current and future members of a little guild called Transcendence:

If you raid with this guild, your labors will be in support of the cheeseburger eating habits of Stanley, Bayer and a few select members of what is essentially an underground cheeseburger hoarding ring.

This cabal of officers has been collecting the wealth of Transcendence, and has been for months (over 25+ rare gems from 30+ raids), with the ulterior motive of ebaying these Diamonds and Sapphires to feed their 6-Cheeseburgers-a-day habit.

Many of you have seen Mythoxxus auctioning away the guild's assets, including Cazic loot and rare gems earned by the guild, all the while honorable and upstanding members have departed in favor of more honest companionship.

Do not let the beer guts and southern slang fool you! These perverted milkshakeaholics are not as naive as their unintelligible leadership would leave one to believe, and their true intent is to pillage Norrath of its plunders - even at the expense of those they call friends.

And, for the love of god, don't feed the animals!!!

Modus

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Confirmed picture of one of the members of this underground cheeseburger hoarding ring.

Previously employed as a male prostitute, this particular individual's cheeseburger addiction has driven him to an even lower low - joining Transcendence.

That's him alright... stuffing his pockets, and his face!

So uh.. 100% truth. This is actually my RL cousin. I swear to god. His name is Patrick.

Is that a beer in his pocket?

Good to see some people speaking the truth.

That dude actually looks like he'd be pretty funny.

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is that a police officer behind him?

he might be in jail right now!

The guy without a shirt is "Randy" from "Trailer Park Boys."

If you haven't seen TPB, you're seriously missing out.

nah im just happy to see you