Official CDC info on the coming Zombie Apocalypse

[Daywolf]

• Water (1 gallon per person per day)

• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)

• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)

• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)

• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)

• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)

• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)

• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

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hmmm.... their list is missing a few things.

• Guns (Aim for the head with 12ga, 357 mag, .308 sniper, flamethrower etc never too many guns)

• Ammo (Ample supply for each firearm i.e. 12ga shells, grenades for launchers, mortar rounds etc.)

• Explosives (Real stopping power. Dynamite, Nitroglycerin, C4, explosive rockets etc)

• Incendiary items (For perimeter defense and disposing of zombie remains. gasoline, napalm, charcoal, zippo lighters)

• Night vision equipment (used for nighttime defense. Goggles, scope mounts, remote cameras, RC controlled mobile devices for mounts etc.)

• And Women (don't forget to bring women, so the earth can be repopulated again.)

There, that's an improvement. Typical CDC cant do anything right :P