Akyra's A F***ING C*NT - Page 12

naez · #**111** 05-20-2011, 04:47 PM

cow sux

(have not played him)

Knuckle · #**112** 05-20-2011, 04:53 PM

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cow sux

(have not played him)

prince is newb, needs to use flash or ghost with cow, so you can run up and knock into air, then headbutt them into team. also u need to do that with trist, stop knocking them away with ult nub

naez · #**113** 05-20-2011, 04:56 PM

I've only seen 1 decent one but thats because I was playing some crappy unfed dpz (maybe Shaco?) and he was stacking tank items and I didn't have a bloodrazor so I couldn't really do much.

baalzy · #**114** 05-20-2011, 05:00 PM

It doesn't always work, but AP Cow is some sick shit if you can pull it off. His headbutt & Slam both have 1:1 ap ratios and strong base-damage.

Go mid with headbutt. Once you're level 3 use it on the enemy constantly until they're lowish on health. Farm creeps at your leisure, headbutt them again if they get too close. This will zone the fuck out of them and starve them of early game creep kills or force early blue pills. Also, Alistar is naturally tanky as hell, very hard to gank early game.

Hasbinbad · #**115** 05-20-2011, 06:19 PM

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To be fair there's a big difference between driving drunk, and driving after drinking.

Not really. Slow reaction times are slow. Any operation of a motor vehicle after ingestion of alcohol is fucking stupid, and only a complete dipshit would try to justify it. The world would be a much better place if anyone who would drive after drinking and their whole fucking gene pools (yes, your grandmother too) would get turned into fucking grey spots by natural disasters / terrorists / the family members of people who have been killed by drunk drivers.

naez · #**116** 05-20-2011, 06:47 PM

its just so tempting to crack open the 40 on the drive back from the gas station

Knuckle · #**117** 05-20-2011, 07:09 PM

Well maybe it's because i live in jax where literally there is no traffic in the evening + I never drive after drinking enough that I would swerve or slurr my speech. I've never once been like 'oh shit I coulda caused an accident driving after that'.

JayDee · #**118** 05-20-2011, 07:10 PM

It's just plain stupid that there is one standard limit for all people. I know people on both ends of the spectrum, meaning people who are loaded after 1 tall can and others who can pound a fleet of pitchers and still function.

Just take a gander at that cops video where two bitches are all acting drunk and stumbling over themselves and laughing hysterically, only to be tested at like .02%

Hasbinbad · #**119** 05-20-2011, 07:42 PM

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Well maybe it's because i live in jax where literally there is no traffic in the evening + I never drive after drinking enough that I would swerve or slurr my speech. I've never once been like 'oh shit I coulda caused an accident driving after that'.

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It's just plain stupid that there is one standard limit for all people. I know people on both ends of the spectrum, meaning people who are loaded after 1 tall can and others who can pound a fleet of pitchers and still function.

Just take a gander at that cops video where two bitches are all acting drunk and stumbling over themselves and laughing hysterically, only to be tested at like .02%

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only a complete dipshit would try to justify it.

JayDee · #**120** 05-20-2011, 07:49 PM

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