The Swipe Left Thread

[Cecily]

I remember playing football in high school. I was surprised by how strong the smell of ball sweat was in the locker room. I found I enjoyed getting ragdolled around in bodyarmor that miraculously kept 3-4 ft freefalls to the ground from hurting, but I decided I was a gentler sort who would just hold the team back due to my lack of malodorous lower body pungency and graciously quit on the first day.